just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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