There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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