Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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