I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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