Where are you?
In a non slutty way
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Randomize
