the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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