If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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