sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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