I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
he was CRYING into my vagina
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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