Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Be still, my beating vagina.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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