Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
im on a boat
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