I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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