I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You may now shotgun with the bride
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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