no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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