he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Randomize
