I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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