And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Text me some of your sweat
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
