If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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