A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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