Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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