It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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