i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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