Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
false alarm, still single
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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