i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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