My brain says no but my pants say off.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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