the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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