I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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