definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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