hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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