I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
You're like the curious george of whores
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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