u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Need sex. Gaining weight.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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