check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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