your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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