do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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