He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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