if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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