is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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