So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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