Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
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