My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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