But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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