it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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