I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.