Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once