you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
should my penis look like a turkey
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night