no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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