As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Everything about him screamed your future.
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nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive