I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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