i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
