And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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