we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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