she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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