That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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