I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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