So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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