she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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