shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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