Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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