How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
